Author: DJAdmin

About to microwave some fruit. Getting ready for a hot date.

I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives. I thought to myself, “Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!”

I can’t believe pretzels are knot bread

Big W have moved all their floor plan around and I was quite lost, so I asked a sales Girl, “Where is the Stationery?” She said, “Aisle 3…… It hasn’t moved…….”

Imagine choking to death from a life saver

Dad walks into a pizza shop and orders a large pizza for the family saying “but just cut it into 4 slices today as we’re not very hungry” Staff politely laugh because he say it every single week.

Darn socks… I got a hole in them.

A man went up to my friend in the library and said “Do you have a bookmark?” He replied “We’ve got thousands – and my name is Sean!”

I found a rock today that measured 1,760 yards. Must be some kind of mile stone.

I was really disappointed with my camping insurance. Someone stole my tent in the night and I wasn’t covered.