Author: DJAdmin

What did the lawyer say to the tennis player? I’ll see you in court and don’t cause a racquet

A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger. “What’s wrong, Shelly?” Asks her roommate. “Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn’t even get into Mime class.” “Why not?” “How should I know? You can’t get a word out of those people!”

Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer!….Gee…he wasn’t happy!

My dyslexia has just hit a new owl.

How can you tell if your drowning in milk? when it gets pasteurise

I went in the barbers sat on the chair and the barber said your hair needs cutting badly. i said i don’t want it cutting badly so i walked out

Patient: Doctor I think I’m turning into a moth. Doctor: it not me you want, it the psychiatrist down the road you need. Patient: That’s where I was heading but your light was on.

NEWS JUST IN…….LITTLE Red Riding Hood is seriously ill !! She has improved, but she is not out of the woods yet!!.

my son is reading a book that says chimpanzees share over 98% of their genes with humans. I was surprised because their legs are shorter and you wouldn’t think they’d fit.

I don’t trust stairs…..I feel they are always up to something.