I ordered rabbit stew, but had to return it because there was a hare in it..
Dad Joke: 349
February 13, 2026
I ordered rabbit stew, but had to return it because there was a hare in it..
How much room do you need to grow fungi? As mushroom as possible!
I found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. This is proof that there’s life on Mars.
I can’t stand those babushka dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
I have a fear of speed humps. I’m slowly getting over it.
The EU has just advised ,with immediate effect, that all Euro currency notes will be in Greece proof paper as of today
I put a dvd on ebay its says 6 people are watching it
Conjunctivitis . com … Now that’s a site for sore eyes.
People who take Helium on a regular basis speak very highly of it.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming…