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I ordered rabbit stew, but had to return it because there was a hare in it..

Dad Joke: 348

How much room do you need to grow fungi? As mushroom as possible!

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I found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. This is proof that there’s life on Mars.

Dad Joke: 346

I can’t stand those babushka dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

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I have a fear of speed humps. I’m slowly getting over it.

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The EU has just advised ,with immediate effect, that all Euro currency notes will be in Greece proof paper as of today

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I put a dvd on ebay its says 6 people are watching it

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Conjunctivitis . com … Now that’s a site for sore eyes.

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People who take Helium on a regular basis speak very highly of it.

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming…