Author: DJAdmin

At breakfast this morning, my wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I almost choked on my #Brown.

Austerity is really biting.. just heard my local Origami business has folded

My friend said he’s going to set a new standard in pubs by opening one on the top of a mountain. I still think he’s raised the bar too high…

I called the RSPCA today and said, “I’ve just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs.” “That’s terrible,” she replied. “Are they moving?” “I’m not sure, to be honest,” I said, “But that would explain the suitcase.”

What’s a topical show about food, a curry affair.. Boom boom

I’ve just had my lip removed….. call me Phil

I love collecting fans. Big, small, battery, electric! I got so many though I had to store them in the roof. Talk about a fanatic!

I think my problem with stand up comedy is my timing. I turned up two weeks late for my last gig.

If a clock gets hungry.. it goes back four seconds.

Won a bundle playing poker with my buddies from the origami club the other night. They always folded.