Author: DJAdmin

Making a new password; Me: Beef stew Computer: Sorry, not stroganoff

Do you know who’s better than Ben 10?? Glen 20

Did you heard about the dog who had puppies on the side of the road? She got arrested for littering

You don’t see many exit signs these days do you, they’re on the way out.

I heard that throwing Cheerios down a wishing well works better than coins. If it does, great! If not…. O-well…

I was attacked by several shrubs…I think it was an am – bush

can i have a packet of helicopter crisps mum? dont be stupid theres no such thing! ok i`ll have a packet of plain then

Quit my job at the muffler shop. Too exhausting

Don’t employ an Australian undertaker for a cremation. He will probably lose the ashes

Had to face court last week charged with throwing chunks of ice at the front of a bus. Asked if I had anything to say in my defense, I said “Yes, your honour. The sign on the front of the bus says ‘Please hail driver'”.