Author: DJAdmin

Is it just me…… or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?

My friend recently broke up with his long time girlfriend and has been quite depressed. I asked him how he has been sleeping. “Like a baby”, he said. “Really?”, I said, quite surprised. “Yes”, he said, “I wake up every 3 or 4 hours crying”.

Did you know that bacon is the healthiest food. Not sick- Already Cured.

Only an Aussie could have made grog from Vegemite. I heard that getting caught is the yeast of his problems.

I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

Here I am standing by the mirror admiring my 6 pack. I better hurry put them back in the fridge before they get too warm.

What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam!

What do you call bears without ears? B

For fans of the muesli musical new dates have been added

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.