Author: DJAdmin

I drove past an ice truck and thought. ………..hey that’s a cool job

My mate runs such a successful bonsai business he has had to move to a smaller shop.

My pet mouse “Elvis” died last night.… He was caught in a trap!!!!

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Cause he was too “far out” man

My dad always used to tell me I’d never amount to much because I’m a terrible procrastinator. Just you wait, I replied. Just you wait…

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not God, people. If he really is special, I dare him to magically appear in my house now, sneak up behind me and slam my face into my own keyboarfhcfhvjjvggxddd56576fgz d668/ fhuvgsrxgcyseuhufdgjj^jdn:jenxg&#£h

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.

There’s a new mega shopping mall opening in Dubai this year. It’s called ‘Watdid.’

The Egyptians started the pyramid scheme, they are in the Nile about it, people who lost reckon it sphinx, however the investigations are ongoing which is pharaoh enough, mummy’s the word!

Everywhere I drive I keep seeing signs that say ‘End Roadworks’, yet there seem to be more roadworks than ever. That particular campaign obviously isn’t going too well…