Author: DJAdmin

Why don’t Ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirit.

I threw my Son’s big purple dinosaur out, he had a massive Barney!!.

My wife gave birth early at only seven months, yet our son was so big he couldn’t even fit in the pusher. Dr’s said he was a pram-mature baby.

Paddy says to Mick “Mick I’m thinking of getting a Labrador puppy ” Don’t do it Mick says have you seen how many Labrador owners go blind!!

At breakfast this morning, my wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I almost choked on my #Brown.

Austerity is really biting.. just heard my local Origami business has folded

My friend said he’s going to set a new standard in pubs by opening one on the top of a mountain. I still think he’s raised the bar too high…

I called the RSPCA today and said, “I’ve just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs.” “That’s terrible,” she replied. “Are they moving?” “I’m not sure, to be honest,” I said, “But that would explain the suitcase.”

What’s a topical show about food, a curry affair.. Boom boom

I’ve just had my lip removed….. call me Phil