Author: DJAdmin

I love collecting fans. Big, small, battery, electric! I got so many though I had to store them in the roof. Talk about a fanatic!

I think my problem with stand up comedy is my timing. I turned up two weeks late for my last gig.

If a clock gets hungry.. it goes back four seconds.

Won a bundle playing poker with my buddies from the origami club the other night. They always folded.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? She kept running away from the ball.

Did you hear about the guy, who sewed Starbucks because he ran out of coffee? Yeah, the court dismissed the case, the judge said the guy had no grounds.

Archaeologists have found chocolate covered in hazelnut in an ancient Egyptian burial tomb they think it’s a pharaoh rochet

How did Darth Vader know what Luke bought him for christmas? Because he felt his presents

Did you hear about the latest car GPS unit they are bringing out this Christmas? I hear that the voice tells Dad Jokes at every opportunity. The unit is called “NAVI-DAD”.

What do giraffes have that no other animals have? Baby giraffes!