Author: DJAdmin

I had a fighting joke. But I forgot the punch line.

It used to cost 50p to change the air pressure in my tyres at the local garage but now it’s £1. That’s inflation for you.

Ba-dum CHUCK! Next show at eight…try the Marinara…and remember folks, if you’re drinking…drink lots! Face the traffic with confidence!

In the news today, they’re making a movie from Tetris (for real with $80 million budget). Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.

Just bought a broken sat nav off Bon Jovi, it keeps saying “wow, you’re half way there”

The best birthday present is a broken drum. Why? Because you just can’t beat it 😀

You know when you bite into some olives and you crack your teeth on something hard? Isn’t that just the pits?

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count

I got into an elevator in a multi-storey car park and someone had mixed up all the floor numbers on the buttons. It was wrong on so many levels.

Won my first cage fight today…the budgie didn’t know what hit him