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Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my Disney DVDs collection I said I’ll lend u lion king frozen and toy story but I’ll never give u up.

I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kiplings. I must say, they’re exceedingly good fakes!!..

Two Blondes set out in there car on a road trip to Disney Land as they are driving along the freeway they see a road sign Disney land left. Upset they turned around and went home!!

What happened when customers complained about the bright lights in a Chinese restaurant? The manager decided to dim sum

Went to a weight watchers meeting and threw a bag of maltezers on the floor best game of hungry hippos ive seen in ages.

I’ve got a very lucrative job clearing leaves. I’m raking it in.

Had a weird dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to explain the meaning of the word ‘burdensome’. Johnny: “Well Miss, If you put 10 cats in a room with 5 birds and you close all the doors and windows, then come back 30 minutes later and there are no birds, but still 10 cats… You know there is a bird in some.”

Having trouble sleeping recently. Keep waking up shouting ‘the hobbit, the hobbit!’ Think I’m Tolkein in my sleep?!