Author: DJAdmin

So yesterday I bought a gravy boat, then later went to sushi train. Gotta say, the food industry is really going places

I once tried to play the trumpet but I blew it

I’ll never forget my childhood summers, we would climb inside old tyres and roll down the hill….… They were goodyears

As kids we used to pull out Mum’s roses and have sword fights with them. It was a game of thorns….

Bit over the coming election so I recently took a pole ,and 100% of people were annoyed that there tents fell down!!!

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

Went to the supermarket to buy some kale the other day. When I got there they were out. I thought how could they be so kaless?

My son asked me if I could put his shoes on. I said “no, they won’t fit me”

So, did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record

Just sold a lawn mower on gumtree. That’ll be the last time my neighbors wakes me up on Saturday mornings