Author: DJAdmin

Apparently, they’re not making shortbread any longer.

If you get an email from me about tinned ham delete it, it’s spam!

Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day……I’m dreading it

I watched a documentary last night about how ships are made. Riveting.

The spot where I cut myself shaving last week hasn’t gone away. If it sticks around any longer I might have to come up with a nick name.

Just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It’s now Hans free.

How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down

I met this bloke yesterday who kept shouting about the tall bits on castles, I think he had turrets syndrome.

Hey did u hear NASA found another planet? I know right it’s out of this world.

If you can’t think of anything to say in a plush recliner, is it still an uncomfortable silence?