Author: DJAdmin

I still remember the last words my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Is the research on car pollution exhaustive?

What do you call a guy who keeps falling in the woods? Tim Burr.

I just read a great book on the History of Glue,I couldn’t put it down.

I’ve lost my mood-ring…. I don’t know how i feel about that

I’m making a TV series about different parts of my gas cooker. I’ve already filmed the pilot.

I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee, how are they ever going to find something that small.

A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The bartender replies “sorry, we don’t serve food here”

I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.

My wife is threatening to leave because of my obsession with Kylie Minogue. I should be so lucky.