Author: DJAdmin

What is green and has wheels? Grass (I lied about the wheels)

What did the fish say after getting swallowed by a grizzly? I’m in the depths of dis bear!

What kind of shoes does a frog wear? Open toad.

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights!

Working on a stage production of the film Twister. There are some issues on set, but I’m confident they will all blow over.

My car only works every other day. I think it might be the alternator

I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot…..Caught him red handed.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday party. We contacted a supplier who quoted us $50 for the hire and $1000 for the setup cost. We were outraged. The supplier just shrugged and said “That’s inflation for you!”

I misplaced half a sentence today. Lost four words!

I’m not sure why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on The Hulk. I mean he’s essentially a giant banner.