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Police were called to local Day care centre this afternoon There was 4 kids resisting a rest

I saw a guy telling Dad Jokes at bowling the other night. I though “that’s right up my alley”

I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet and he sent me a large goat like animal with a long neck! Turns out I phoned dial-a-lama…..

A stormtrooper went to buy a mobile phone and and was interested in a Samsung Galaxy. The salesman waved his hand at him and said “This is not the droid you’re looking for”

Dad: Two men were sailing in a boat. Their names were Pete and Repete. Pete fell out of the boat. Who was left? Kids: Repete. Dad: OK. Two men were sailing…

They say 50 is the new 40, try telling that to a speed camera!

I think I swallowed the wrong tablet. It had ‘samsung’ written on it….

What do you call a film about mallards ? A duckumentary

What do you call a sleeping bull?…… A bulldozer

I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge, just in case anyone has black coffee