Author: DJAdmin

What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? “You’ve been on fire!”

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.

How do birds learn how to fly? They wing it!

Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.

Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.

If you feel like someone is watching you, you’re not alone.

Why did the physicist and the biologist break up? Because they had no chemistry.

Why would doors do well on social media? Everyone looks for their handles.

Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs? Yes! Hailing taxis.