Author: DJAdmin

Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can’t wait to squeeze you!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.

If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.