Author: DJAdmin

What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.

What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A seat belt.

Why did the envelope take so long to get ready? It had to get addressed.

Why were spectators confused by the koala’s self-portrait? It was bear.

What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.

I like telling Dad jokes…sometimes he laughs.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.