Author: DJAdmin

What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.

Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.

What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.

Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.

Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.

What do you call someone who won’t stick to a diet? A desserter.

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.