Author: DJAdmin

I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.

Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.