Author: DJAdmin

I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.

My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

What does a house wear? Address.

Sore throats are a pain in the neck.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.

What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.

RIP boiled water—you will be mist.