Author: DJAdmin

What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.

How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.

Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What does “Rockin’ Robin” do when she’s bored? Tweet.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.