Author: DJAdmin

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.

What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.

Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.