Author: DJAdmin

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

How can you mend a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.