Author: DJAdmin

My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”

What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesawus.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby.

What’s the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike.

What is black and white and noisy?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.

What do you call a crazy golfer?
A crack put.

What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away.

When driving past a cemetery, ‘That
place is pretty popular, people are dying to get in there!’