The young man had kissed his girlfriend, goodnight about a dozen times. They just could not seem to say goodnight. Finally he said, “Love is wonderful. Darling, do we really have to say goodnight?” Her father’s voice came from deep within the house, “CERTAINLY NOT. STICK AROUND ANOTHER HALF HOUR AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD MORNING.”
Commentators for ireland vs wales at rugby world cup (plastic bag gets thrown on field) “look theres an old bag on the field” “thats no way to talk about the referee”
At an old church, there was a stone with “This stone was laid by the Lord Mayor…” and dad says “That will confuse all the chickens”
Driving down the road, there’s a sign that says DIP. Dad says “if only we had some crackers”
I was waking home through the park the other night and I saw a nose, it was off his face!
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels!
A mushroom went to a party and said there was a fungu there
“what do you call a duck with fangs?, count quakula.”
Anyone want to buy an arc? I noah guy…
Took daughter for driving lesson on the edge of Brisbane. Came over a hill and there are two kangaroos sitting in the middle of road. “Well daughter. You can put a tick in the log book for country/rural driving”